You Choose the Black Wagon

The other members of the hunting party look to you for a decision. They've sat in the board room with you one too many times and seen how their business deals go sour if you don't get your way. You shrug your shoulders and point to the black wagon. Captain Omaha smiles and enters the wagon.

When he emerges, something strange and chilling jerks at the other end of the thick length of chain he's holding. The beast has long flowing silver hair, is muscular and looks capable of ripping the chains into shreds if it so desires. Yet there is a glassy shine in the beast's eyes that is probably the result of tranquilizers.

"This one's going to be tricky," Omaha says. "You'll get your money's worth on this hunt. I promise you." You don't understand what he means at first until he yanks the chain and forces the beast to turn sideways. It's not much wider than a pencil. The beast makes another quarter-turn and has the breadth of a Great Ape.

"What is it?" you ask.

"Wendigo," Omaha replies. "The Native American legends about this creature are numerous and varied. I'm not sure how much of the stories are true, but I do know that it's got a voracious appetite for human flesh. It's also great at hiding as you might expect after seeing it from the side."

"We'll never be able to kill that kind of creature?" you say. "We don't do this for a living like you do."

"Not my problem," Omaha says. "But I do see your plight. You're not a hunter like me. This will be more of a challenge. And because of that, I'm willing to offer you a choice. I'll play Monty Hall again and give you two options. Door Number One-I'll tie a bell onto the Wendigo's ankle. That will help you track him through the city. Door Number Two-I can cut him and let you follow the blood trail. Option number one is the safest. Option number two may cost you your life once his adrenaline kicks in. Once he realizes that his life is in danger, I'm sure he will snap those chains like rubber bands and kill anything and everything in his path. You make the call."

Do you:

a. Let Captain Omaha tie a bell around the Wendigo's ankle

b. Let Captain Omaha cut the Wendigo and cause it to bleed