Businessman on Safari

You have grown tired of the ways you normally waste your money and decide to take some risks for a change. You spend $10,000 and sign up for an urban safari that will take place in the middle of downtown Crowley's Point. You snort a few lines of coke beforehand for courage and load your new Ruger (although the weapon doesn't feel very reassuring in your hands). There are five others in your group who have all convinced themselves that this little excursion is worth the risk of getting thrown in jail or possibly killed. You've done business with them before and know that they are just as crooked as you are. That should be comforting, but it isn't.

The organizer of the hunt is a grizzled explorer by the name of Captain Jack Omaha. The two wagons he pulls behind his old truck sound like they are carrying a bunch of souls newly released from Hell.

"Because I value you as customers, I'm going to give you a choice," Omaha says as he steps out of his truck. "You can pick either of these wagons. They both carry creatures that will kill you if given half a chance. This is what you signed up for."

One of the wagons is painted entirely in black. There is no writing to indicate what kind of monster resides inside. The other wagon is a gaudy yellow contraption that looks like it might fall apart at any minute. The writing on the side proclaims that something called The Demon of Algiers lives there.

Do you:

a. Choose the black wagon

b. Choose to hunt The Demon of Algiers